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Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
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DESTRUCTION KINGS
WRITERS: Story by Chris Seaver and Lauren P. Seavage Based on an idea by Debbie Rochon
DIRECTOR: Chris Seaver
STARRING: Chris Seaver as Bonejack Casey Bowker as Teenape Ariauna Albright as Brandy Brad Austin as Dracula Jason McCall as Funkenstein Travis Indovina as Eddie Shawn Green as Steffon A.J. Stabone as Mowgli Noel Williams as Katie Brett Kelly as Milo Katie Lesnick as Marsha
QUICK CUT: Several groups of people come together and find common ground, when a trio of strangers enter the town of Bonejack Heights to cause trouble.
SCARED TO DEATH
WRITERS: Written by William Malone
Base on a story by Robert Short & William Malone
DIRECTOR: William Malone
STARRING: John Stinson as Ted Lonergan Diana Davidson as Jennifer Stanton Jonathan David Moses as Lou Capell Toni Jannotta as Sherry Carpenter Kermit Eller as The Syngenor Walker Edmiston as Chief Warren Pamela Bowman as Janie Richter
QUICK CUT: After a minor fender bender, Ted and Jennifer fall for each other, and she helps him rebuild his career as a detective.
WAY BAD STONE
WRITERS: Screenplay by Jan Kafka and Archie Waugh
Story by Jan Kafka
DIRECTOR: Archie Waugh
STARRING: Jan Skipper as Aladar Lisa M. Gallao as Arith Cory Boyas as Nico James Thaggard as Wathan Barrie Blankenship Maag as Phaedra Steven L. Guthrie as Bane Michael K. Maag as Jagadai Archie Waugh as Spyder Gregory Miller as Spar Henry Lee Williford as Dirk Janne as Razja Bob Applegate as Syrus Ken Kenoke as Ren Patrick Byron Johnson as Trajan Jeffrey K. Lee as Kreel Richard L. Norris as Bjorn Johnny Martin as Hawk
QUICK CUT: A day at the Florida Ren Faire goes horribly wrong.
GODMONSTER OF INDIAN FLATS
WRITER: Fredric Hobbs
DIRECTOR: Fredric Hobbs
STARRING: Christopher Brooks as Barnstable Stuart Lancaster as Charles Silverdale E. Kerrigan Prescott as Dr. Clemens Peggy Brown as Madame Alta Richard Marion as Eddie Karen Ingenthron as Mariposa Robert Hirschfeld as Sheriff Gordon Steven Kent Browne as Phillip Maldove
QUICK CUT: There’s trouble, we got big trouble,right here in Comstock City, trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with G which stands for Godmonster.
MUTATION
WRITER: Brad Sykes
DIRECTOR: Brad Sykes
STARRING: Brian Schwartz as Detective Gorrick
Eddie Croft as K
Jessica Moon as Brooke
John-Damon Charles as Sean
Janelle Herrera as Pilar
Anita Maria Taylor as Rochelle
Lexi Karriker as Mavis
Alexandra Scarborough as Joey
Erin Holt as Janet
Jim Patneaude as Dr. Friedel
QUICK CUT: A group of girls have a rough time cleaning out an old building to shorten their parole community service sentence, but learn a lot about each other along the way.
BLOODLETTING
WRITER: Matthew Jason Walsh
DIRECTOR: Matthew Jason Walsh
STARRING: Ariauna Albright as Serena Stalin
James L. Edwards as Butch Harlow/Walt Lipsky
QUICK CUT: A teacher develops a dangerous relationship with his student as the pair fall deeper in love.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE ROCK
WRITERS: Story by Dimitri Logothetis
Written by Sandra Willard and Nora Goodman
Screenplay by Ted Landon
DIRECTOR: Dimitri Logothetis
STARRING: Nicholas Celozzi as Alex Gardner
Tom Reilly as Richard Gardner
Donna Denton as Carolyn Harding
Hope Marie Carlton as Krista Halpern
Tamara Hyler as Jan Squires
Steven Brian Smith as Jack
Ty Miller as Marty
Toni Basil as Sammy Mitchell
QUICK CUT: A student’s nightmares keep his roommates awake at all hours, causing their grades and lives to suffer from the lack of sleep anyone is getting.
ALISON’S BIRTHDAY
WRITER: Ian Coughlan
DIRECTOR: Ian Coughlan
STARRING: Joanne Samuel as Alison Findlay
Lou Brown as Peter Healey
Bunney Brooke as Jennifer Findlay
John Bluthal as Dean Findlay
Vincent Ball as Dr. Jeremy Lyall
QUICK CUT: A young girl returns home to see celebrate her birthday with her remaining family, and they do not approve of her new boyfriend.
URBAN LEGEND
WRITER: Silvio Horta
DIRECTOR: Jamie Blanks
STARRING: Jared Leto as Paul
Alicia Witt as Natalie
Rebecca Gayheart as Brenda
Joshua Jackson as Damon
Loretta Devine as Reese
Tara Reid as Sasha
Michael Rosenbaum as Parker
John Neville as Dean Adams
Robert Englund as Professor Wexler
QUICK CUT: College students reflect upon the past as the anniversary of a tragedy on campus looms.
CAMP BLOOD
WRITER: Brad Sykes
DIRECTOR: Brad Sykes
STARRING: Jennifer Ritchkoff as Tricia
Michael Taylor as Steve
Tim Young as Jay
Bethany Zolt as Nicole
Courtney Taylor as Harris
QUICK CUT: A pair of couples go on a camping trip into the woods to try and reconnect.
SANTA CLAWS
WRITER: John A. Russo
DIRECTOR: John A. Russo
STARRING: Debbie Rochon as Raven Quinn
Grant Kramer as Wayne
John Mowod as Eric Quinn
Karl Hardman as Bruce Brunswick
Marilyn Eastman as Mrs. Quinn
Julie Wallace as Peggy Quinn
Savannah Calhoun as Savannah Quinn
Dawn Michelucci as Angela Quinn
QUICK CUT: Martial problems plague Raven and husband Eric, as they try and work through their problems, and the neighbour tries to get in good with Raven.
HARD ROCK ZOMBIES
WRITERS: Kirshna Shah & David Ball
DIRECTOR: Kirshna Shah
STARRING: E.J. Curcio as Jessie
Geno Andrews as Tommy
Sam Mann as Chuck
Mick Manz as Robby
Lisa Toothman as Elsa
Jennifer Coe as Cassie
Ted Wells as Ron
QUICK CUT: An up and coming rock star meets a sweet young girl, and his life changes forever.
CHAOS
WRITER: David DeFalco
DIRECTOR: David DeFalco
STARRING: Kevin Gage as Chaos
Sage Stallone as Swan
K. C. Kelly as Daisy
Maya Barovich as Angelica
Chantal Degroat as Emily
Stephen Wozniak as Frankie
QUICK CUT: A cautionary tale of buying the marijuana
DEATH CURSE OF TARTU
WRITER: William Grefe
DIRECTOR: William Grefe
STARRING: Fred Pinero as Ed Tison
Babbette Sherrill as Julie Tison
Bill Marcus as Billy
Mayra Gomez as Cindy
Sherman Hayes as Johnny
Gary Holtz as Tommy
Maurice Stewart as Joann
Douglas Hobart as Tartu
Frank Weed as Sam Gunter
QUICK CUT: A group of teens throw a beach party, and all the noise from their dancing and music bothers their nearby neighbour, who takes matters into his own hands.
THE TAINT
WRITER: Drew Bolduc
DIRECTOR: Drew Bolduc and Dan G. Nelson
STARRING: Drew Bolduc as Phil O'Ginny and Drew
Colleen Walsh as Misandra
Cody Crenshaw as Houdini
Kenneth Hall as Ludas
Ariel R. Canton as Gina
Joey Tran as Boss
Patrick Gaskill as Drew's dad
QUICK CUT: A student has to survive the perils of his gym teacher, a scientist, and a farmer, while hoping his past doesn’t catch up with him.
HOLLOW GATE
WRITER: Ray Dizazzo
DIRECTOR: Ray Dizazzo
STARRING: Addison Randall as Mark
Katrina Alexy as Kim
Richard Dry as Allen
Patricia Jacques as Mandy
J.J. Miller as Billy
Pat Shalsant as Grandma
QUICK CUT: A bunch of kids get invited to an exclusive Halloween party.
WINGRAVE
WRITER: Ahmed Khalifa
DIRECTOR: Ahmed Khalifa
STARRING: Ashraf Hamdi as Henry Wingrave
Diana Brauch as Jane Jackson
Karim Hegazy as Carl Wise
QUICK CUT: A man tries to help a woman reconcile with her brother.
PUPPET MASTER: AXIS RISING
WRITERS: Story by Charles Band Written by Shane Bitterling
DIRECTOR: Charles Band
STARRING: Kip Canuon as Danny
Jean Louise O'Sullivan as Beth
Oto Brezina as Freuhoffer
Scott Anthony King as Moebius
Stephanie Sanditz as Uschi
QUICK CUT: Danny tries to get his toys back from the people who stole them.
PHILOSOPHY OF A KNIFE
WRITER: Andrey Iskanov
DIRECTOR: Andrey Iskanov
STARRING: Tetsuro Sakagami as The Officer #1
Elena Probatova as The Favourite Girl
Yukari Fujimoto as The Female Nurse #1
Manoush as the voice of the Female Nurse
Stephen Tipton as Historical Commentary
Anatoliy Protasov as Himself
QUICK CUT: A look back at some atrocious acts committed during World War 2 at Japan’s Unit 731.
WRITER: Gary J. Tunnicliffe
DIRECTOR: Gary J. Tunnicliffe
STARRING: Damon Carney as Sean Carter
Randy Wayne as David Carter
Alexandra Harris as Christine Egerton
Heather Langenkamp as Landlady
Paul T. Taylor as Pinhead
QUICK CUT: A brother cop duo welcome the newest detective on the force into their circle of trust.
FIEND
WRITER: Don Dohler
DIRECTOR: Don Dohler
STARRING: Don Leifert as Eric Longfellow
Richard Nelson as Gary Kender
Elaine White as Marsha Kender
George Stover as Dennis Frye
Greg Dohler as Scotty
QUICK CUT: A music teacher moves into a new home, and tries to get along with his neighbours.
THE SOMNAMBULISTS
WRITER: Kevin Lane
DIRECTOR: Kevin Lane
STARRING: Tara Goudreau as Francesca Loomis
Jack Redman as Grandpa Loomis
Jordan Monaghan as Brody
Christine Murray as Detective Lee Bracket
Calvin Green as Detective Daniel Todd
QUICK CUT: A woman struggles to deal with her past while her grandfather has trouble sleeping
CHILLERS
WRITER: Daniel Boyd
DIRECTOR: Daniel Boyd
STARRING: Jesse Emery as Mason
Marjorie Fitzsimmons as Lindsey
Laurie Pennington as Sharon
Jim Wolfe as Ron
David Wohl as Conrow
Gary Brown as Scoutmaster Bob
Jesse Johnson as Billy Waters
Thom Delventhal as Tom
Bradford Boll as Nelson Crowder
Kimbery Harbour as Gloria and Ixpe
Michael M. Martin as Hunter
Mike Frasher as Ron's Brother
QUICK CUT: A group of people pass the time at a bus station while they wait for their connecting bus.
MORTUARY
WRITERS: Howard Avedis and Marlene Schmidt
DIRECTOR: Howard Avedis
STARRING: Mary McDonough as Christie Parson
David Wallace as Greg Stevens
Bill Paxton as Paul Andrews
Lynda Day George as Eve Parson
Christopher George as Hank Andrews
QUICK CUT: A pair of families try and cope with their mutual losses in recent months
RETRIBUTION
WRITERS: Guy Magar & Lee Wasserman
DIRECTOR: Guy Magar
STARRING: Dennis Lipscomb as George Miller
Leslie Wing as Jennifer Curtis
Suzanne Snyder as Angel
Jeff Pomerantz as Alan Falconer
Pamela Dunlap as Sally Benson
Clare Peck as Carla Minelli
Chris Caputo as Dylan
Hoyt Axton as Lt. Ashley
Mario Roccuzzo as Johnny Blake
Danny Daniels as Rasta Doctor
Mike Muscat as Vito Minelli, Sr.
QUICK CUT: A man survives a suicide attempt, and tries to reacclimate to the world around him.
SLIME CITY
WRITER: Greg Lamberson
DIRECTOR: Greg Lamberson
STARRING: Robert C. Sabin as Alex
Mary Huner as Lori/Nicole
T.J. Merrick as Jerry
Dennis Embry as Roman
Dick Biel as Irish
QUICK CUT: The troubles one can run into when moving into a new apartment.
HIDEOUS SUN DEMON
WRITERS: Screenplay by E.S. Seeley, Jr.
Additional Dialogue by Doane Hoag
DIRECTOR: Robert Clarke
STARRING: Robert Clarke as Dr. Gilbert McKenna
Patricia Manning as Ann Russell
Nan Peterson as Trudy Osborne
Patrick Whyte as Dr. Frederick Buckell
Fred La Porta as Dr. Jacob Hoffman
Bill Hampton as Police Lt. Peterson
Donna King as Suzy's Mother
Peter Similuk as George Messorio
Robert Garry as Dr. Stern
Xandra Conkling as Suzy
QUICK CUT: A man discovers the effects the sun can have on your body.
CURSE OF THE CANNIBAL CONFEDERATES
WRITERS: Screenplay by Lon Huber
Original Story Concept by Tony Starke
DIRECTOR: Tony Malanowski
STARRING: Steve Sandkuhler as Wyatt
Christopher Gummer as Mel
Rebecca Bach as Sarah
Judy Dixon as Lin
Mark Redfield as Captain Matthew Mahler
Jim Ball as Bill
Bump Roberts as Deputy Franklin
Richard Ruxton as Police Captain Hal Fritz
Mimi Ishikawa as Blind Kiyomi
QUICK CUT: Some hunters run into another group in the woods, and fight over who gets the campsite.
KILLJOY GOES TO HELL
WRITER: John Lechago
DIRECTOR: John Lechago
STARRING: Trent Haaga as Killjoy
Victoria De Mare as Batty Boop
Tai Chan Ngo as Freakshow
Al Burke as Punchy
John Karyus as Skid Mark
Stephen Cardwell as Beelzebub
Jason Robert Moore as Detective Ericson
Cecil Burroughs as Detective Grimley
Randy Mermell as Dr. Simmons
Ian Roberts as Bailiff
Jim Tavare as Scribe
Jessica Whitaker as Sandie
QUICK CUT: There’s nothing funny about a trial.
DEATH MACHINES
WRITERS: Screenplay by Joe Walders & Paul Kyriazi
Original Story by Joe Walders
DIRECTOR: Paul Kyriazi
STARRING: Ron Marchini as White Death Machine
Michael Chong as Asian Death Machine
Joshua Johnson as Black Death Machine
Mari Honjo as Madame Lee
Ron Ackerman as Lt. Clay Forrester
QUICK CUT: A martial arts class deals with some new rivals in town.