Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
SANTA CLAWS
WRITER: John A. Russo
DIRECTOR: John A. Russo
STARRING: Debbie Rochon as Raven Quinn
Grant Kramer as Wayne
John Mowod as Eric Quinn
Karl Hardman as Bruce Brunswick
Marilyn Eastman as Mrs. Quinn
Julie Wallace as Peggy Quinn
Savannah Calhoun as Savannah Quinn
Dawn Michelucci as Angela Quinn
QUICK CUT: Martial problems plague Raven and husband Eric, as they try and work through their problems, and the neighbour tries to get in good with Raven.
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SILENT NIGHT BLOODY NIGHT
WRITERS: Screenplay by Theodore Gershuny, Jeffrey Konvitz and Ira Teller
Based on an original story by Jeffrey Konvitz and Ira Teller
DIRECTOR: Theodore Gershuny
STARRING: Patrick O'Neal as John Carter
James Patterson as Jeffrey Butler
Mary Woronov as Diane Adams
Astrid Heeren as Ingrid
John Carradine as Towman
Walter Abel as Mayor Adams
Fran Stevens as Tess
Walter Klavun as Sheriff Mason
Phillip Bruns as Wilfred Butler 1929
Staats Cotsworth as Voice of Wilfred Butler
QUICK CUT: Jeffrey returns home to deal with his grandfather's demise and sell off the family house. Along the way, he meets the local town council and learns a lot about himself.
Read MoreTO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
WRITER: Alex Rebar
DIRECTOR: David Hess
STARRING: Jennifer Runyon as Nancy
Forrest Swanson as Alex
Linda Gentile as Melody
William Lauer as T.J.
QUICK CUT: A group of girls at a finishing school spend their Christmas break in the dorm, and get a surprise visit from Santa Claus!
Read MoreSANTA'S SLAY
WRITER: David Steiman
DIRECTOR: David Steiman
STARRING: Bill Goldberg as Santa
Douglas Smith as Nicolas Yuleson
Emilie de Ravin as Mary "Mac" Mackenzie
Robert Culp as Grandpa
Dave Thomas as Pastor Timmons
Saul Rubinek as Mr. Green
QUICK CUT: An old man from up North heads down to meet an old friend and settle a score for the holidays.
Read MoreCHRISTMAS EVIL
WRITER: Lewis Jackson
DIRECTOR: Lewis Jackson
STARRING: Brandon Maggart as Harry Stadling
Jeffrey DeMunn as Philip Stadling
Dianne Hull as Jackie Stadling
Joe Jamrog as Frank Stoller
QUICK CUT: A disturbed man slowly, very slowly succumbs to the holidays and gives into his obsession with Santa Claus, eventually becoming the crimson clad spreader of Christmas cheer and punishment.
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BLOOD BEAT
WRITER: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos
DIRECTOR: Fabrice-Ange Zaphiratos
STARRING: Helen Benton as Cathy
Terry Brown as Gary
Claudia Peyton as Sarah
James Fitzgibbons as Ted
Dana Day as Sarah
QUICK CUT: When Ted brings his girlfriend Sarah home to meet his parents for Christmas, things get weird when a Samurai ghost decides to crash the party.
TREES 2: THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
WRITERS: Michael V. Pleckaitis
Jim Lawter
DIRECTOR: Michael V. Pleckaitis
STARRING: Kevin McCauley as Ranger Mark Cody
Philip Gardiner as Max Cooper
Mary Ann Nilan as Helen Cody
Brandi Lynn Coppock as Agent Bentley
Ron Palillo as Dougie Styles
Lorne Lakin as Deputy Dusty
Trish Dunn as Darla Styles
Raymond Michaud as Mayor Jim Swindell
Brian Reid as Agent Royce
Peter Randazzo as Squint
QUICK CUT: Just when you thought it was safe to watch a bad movie, Trees barfs up a sequel about Ranger Cody still being tormented by living, killer trees as a large group of them rampage through Hazelville, Vermont.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION
WRITERS: Story by S.J. Smith, Arthur H. Gorson, and Brian Yuzna
Screenplay by Woody Keith
DIRECTOR: Brian Yuzna
STARRING: Maud Adams as Fima
Tommy Hinkley as Hank
Allyce Beasley as Janice
Clint Howard as Ricky
Neith Hunter as Kim
Marjean Holden as Jane
Jeanne Bates as Katherine
Laurel Lockhart as Ann
Ben Slack as Gus
Conan Yuzna as Lonnie
QUICK CUT: Forget everything you ever knew about the Silent Night, Deadly Night series, folks! Because this movies starts fresh! So fresh it has nothing to do with Christmas! Or Santas! But it has plenty of a vindictive coven setting people on fire, and infecting people with worms! Wait, what?!
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!
WRITERS: Screenplay by Carlos Laszlo
From a story by C. Laszlo, M. Hellman, and A. H. Gorson
DIRECTOR: Monte Hellman
STARRING: Richard Beymer as Dr. Newbury
Bill Moseley as Ricky
Samantha Scully as Laura
Eric Da Re as Chris
Laura Herring as Jerri
Elizabeth Hoffman as Granny
Robert Culp as Lt. Connelly
QUICK CUT: The guy that just wouldn't die, Ricky Chapman, or Chambers, or Chuffed If I Know Anymore is still alive, somehow, but with serious brain damage from being in the first two films. He is reached by a psychic though, and wakes up to kill everyone she knows as a way of saying thanks.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2
WRITERS: Story by Lee Harry, Joseph E. Earle, Dennis Patterson, and Lawrence Applebaum
Screenplay by Lee Harry and Joseph E. Earl
DIRECTOR: Lee Harry
STARRING: Eric Freeman as Ricky Caldwell
James L. Newman as Dr. Henry Bloom
Elizabeth Cayton as Jennifer
Jean Miller as Mother Superior
Corinne Gelfan as Mrs. Rosenberg
Michael Combatti as Mr. Rosenberg
Kenneth Bryan James as Chip
Frank Novak as Loan Shark
Randy Baughman as Eddie
Joanne White as Paula
Nadya Wynd as Sister Mary
J. Aubrey Island as Orderly
Randy Post as Loudmouth in Theater
QUICK CUT: Crazy Billy's little brother is now all grown up, and thanks to his brother being shot to death at his feet, he's just as screwed up, and we get to hear all the gory details of his past craziness, as he sits in an interogation room and tells his tale to a psychiatrist.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT
WRITERS: Based on a story by Paul Cami
Written by Michael Hickey
DIRECTOR: Charles E. Sellier, Jr
STARRING: Lilyan Chauvin as Mother Superior
Gilmer McCormick as Sister Margaret
Toni Nero as Pamela
Robert Brian Wilson as Billy
Linnea Quigley as Denise
Randy Stumpf as Andy
Britt Leach as Mr. Sims
Tara Buckman as Mother
Will Hare as Grandpa
Leo Geter as Tommy
Jeff Hansen as Father
H.E.D. Redford as Captain Richards
Amy Stuyvesant as Cindy
Max Robinson as Officer Barnes
QUICK CUT: After a childhood trauma, a young boy grows up with an intense fear of Santa Claus, a belief in punishment for being naughty, and then he ends up working as a toy store Santa. It's "What Could Possibly Go Wrong: The Movie"!