Triskaidekafiles is a love letter to cheesy cinema from the 80s and 90s, with the occasional dip into other eras. if you're a fan of MST3K, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, or just bad horror movies in general, Trisk is the place for you.
TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
WRITER: Alex Rebar
DIRECTOR: David Hess
STARRING: Jennifer Runyon as Nancy
Forrest Swanson as Alex
Linda Gentile as Melody
William Lauer as T.J.
QUICK CUT: A group of girls at a finishing school spend their Christmas break in the dorm, and get a surprise visit from Santa Claus!
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SANTA'S SLAY
WRITER: David Steiman
DIRECTOR: David Steiman
STARRING: Bill Goldberg as Santa
Douglas Smith as Nicolas Yuleson
Emilie de Ravin as Mary "Mac" Mackenzie
Robert Culp as Grandpa
Dave Thomas as Pastor Timmons
Saul Rubinek as Mr. Green
QUICK CUT: An old man from up North heads down to meet an old friend and settle a score for the holidays.
Read MoreCHRISTMAS EVIL
WRITER: Lewis Jackson
DIRECTOR: Lewis Jackson
STARRING: Brandon Maggart as Harry Stadling
Jeffrey DeMunn as Philip Stadling
Dianne Hull as Jackie Stadling
Joe Jamrog as Frank Stoller
QUICK CUT: A disturbed man slowly, very slowly succumbs to the holidays and gives into his obsession with Santa Claus, eventually becoming the crimson clad spreader of Christmas cheer and punishment.
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SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER
WRITERS: Martin Kitrosser and Brian Yuzna
DIRECTOR: Martin Kitrosser
STARRING: Jane Higginson as Sarah Quinn
Tracy Fraim as Noah Adams
Brian Bremer as Pino
William Thorne as Derek
Neith Hunter as Kim
Amy L. Taylor as Merideth
Eric Welch as Buck
Van Quattro as Tom Quinn
Clint Howard as Ricky
Conan Yuzna as Lonnie
Mickey Rooney as Joe Petto
QUICK CUT: After her husband is killed by a mysterious Christmas present that no one feels like investigating, Sarah and her son keep getting visited by people fom the last movie, and a strange toy maker and his son. And then things get really, really weird.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: INITIATION
WRITERS: Story by S.J. Smith, Arthur H. Gorson, and Brian Yuzna
Screenplay by Woody Keith
DIRECTOR: Brian Yuzna
STARRING: Maud Adams as Fima
Tommy Hinkley as Hank
Allyce Beasley as Janice
Clint Howard as Ricky
Neith Hunter as Kim
Marjean Holden as Jane
Jeanne Bates as Katherine
Laurel Lockhart as Ann
Ben Slack as Gus
Conan Yuzna as Lonnie
QUICK CUT: Forget everything you ever knew about the Silent Night, Deadly Night series, folks! Because this movies starts fresh! So fresh it has nothing to do with Christmas! Or Santas! But it has plenty of a vindictive coven setting people on fire, and infecting people with worms! Wait, what?!
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!
WRITERS: Screenplay by Carlos Laszlo
From a story by C. Laszlo, M. Hellman, and A. H. Gorson
DIRECTOR: Monte Hellman
STARRING: Richard Beymer as Dr. Newbury
Bill Moseley as Ricky
Samantha Scully as Laura
Eric Da Re as Chris
Laura Herring as Jerri
Elizabeth Hoffman as Granny
Robert Culp as Lt. Connelly
QUICK CUT: The guy that just wouldn't die, Ricky Chapman, or Chambers, or Chuffed If I Know Anymore is still alive, somehow, but with serious brain damage from being in the first two films. He is reached by a psychic though, and wakes up to kill everyone she knows as a way of saying thanks.
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT
WRITERS: Based on a story by Paul Cami
Written by Michael Hickey
DIRECTOR: Charles E. Sellier, Jr
STARRING: Lilyan Chauvin as Mother Superior
Gilmer McCormick as Sister Margaret
Toni Nero as Pamela
Robert Brian Wilson as Billy
Linnea Quigley as Denise
Randy Stumpf as Andy
Britt Leach as Mr. Sims
Tara Buckman as Mother
Will Hare as Grandpa
Leo Geter as Tommy
Jeff Hansen as Father
H.E.D. Redford as Captain Richards
Amy Stuyvesant as Cindy
Max Robinson as Officer Barnes
QUICK CUT: After a childhood trauma, a young boy grows up with an intense fear of Santa Claus, a belief in punishment for being naughty, and then he ends up working as a toy store Santa. It's "What Could Possibly Go Wrong: The Movie"!